If you have only one question make it 'why?'

If you have only question to ask make it 'why?'

Tuesday, 30 August 2011

Space for rent

Today I described my brain like a vacant building, empty and ready for a tenant. I advertised fixtures and fittings; they were basic, poor and shabby with an unfitted kitchen, a bedroom with no curtains and the carpets were worn and impregnated with the smell of mould and mildew. The rent, however, was cheap so I knew that there would be some interest.